tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36451182011-04-21T13:21:37.565-07:00dans-blogInformation. Hello? If you came directly here, you should go see my web site at : www.dans-rantings.iwarp.com Archives 06/30/2002 - 07/06/2002Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05806240380220511040noreply@blogger.comBlogger121100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3645118.post-1088921403484490022004-07-03T23:08:00.000-07:002004-07-03T23:25:37.076-07:00----- Original Message ----- *From:* THis was sent to me from a friend. Early Retirement As some of you know I have started getting things ready for retirement in the next couple of years. I think this means I get to retire a little earlier than I had anticipated. Enjoy. Dear Employee: As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we are forced to cut down on our Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05806240380220511040noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3645118.post-1058491454498701272003-07-17T18:24:00.000-07:002003-07-17T18:24:14.463-07:00This was e-mailed to me from a friend... A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead. He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been dead for years. He wondered where the road was leading them. After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall along one side of the road. It looked like Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05806240380220511040noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3645118.post-1056692519957429122003-06-26T22:41:00.000-07:002003-07-17T18:37:35.846-07:00Found this on the Clan Jury web site... Chili Judging Contest THIS IS HILARIOUS CAUTION: TO AVOID FARTING, SKIP JUDGE #3 If you can read the whole story without tears of laughter running down your cheeks then there's no hope for you. NOTE: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third is even better. For those of you who have Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05806240380220511040noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3645118.post-916919742003-03-30T22:26:00.000-08:002003-03-30T22:26:06.623-08:00Check this out :) Really Hilarious. I got this one off the KYA website at http://www.killyourattitude.com/ This is a Quake3 site hosted by the KYA Rocket Arena Q3 game Clan. Dan. Newbie Registered: Nov 2002 Location: Waco, TX Posts: 17 How to deal with peace activists 101: With all this talk about war, many of us will encounter "Peace Activists" who will try and convince us that we must refrainDanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05806240380220511040noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3645118.post-916916992003-03-30T22:19:00.000-08:002003-03-30T22:19:23.340-08:00I Received this e-mail from a friend. Really Hilarious! Dan :-) Subject: FW: Top 8 Morons of 2002 Top 8 Morons of 2002 (some old & some new) Be sure and read the last one.... 1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP? AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05806240380220511040noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3645118.post-887832922003-02-08T20:10:00.000-08:002003-02-08T20:13:51.000-08:00I found this by accident while browsing. It is posted at MediaMinded.com "If I ever start a paper ... MediaMinded runs the slots - that's the type of editor I want as the last line of defense." - James Lileks, columnist, Minneapolis Star-Tribune Dan. PALESTINIAN BABY KILLERS: This will probably be blogged everywhere today, but the "New Republic" has an excellent column on that infamous pictureDanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05806240380220511040noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3645118.post-866903562002-12-30T00:18:00.000-08:002002-12-30T00:18:32.926-08:00Night Before Xmas 'Twas the night beforeChristmas and Santa's a wreck... How to live in a world that's politically correct? His workers no longer would answer to "Elves". "Vertically Challenged" they were calling themselves. And labor conditions at the north pole Were alleged by the union to stifle the soul. Four reindeer had vanished,without much propriety, Released to the wilds by the HumaneDanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05806240380220511040noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3645118.post-850985152002-11-25T23:49:00.000-08:002002-11-25T23:49:22.066-08:00WoW! Got my Gforce4 ti4200 a couple weeks ago :) AWSOME Card. Now if only doom3 were out :-/Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05806240380220511040noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3645118.post-827723272002-10-09T20:03:00.000-07:002002-10-09T20:03:56.743-07:00 Credit Card Co. Web site Blues! I can't believe the crap I have to go through just to inform a web master about a tech problem on their web site. At one time I used to have a (Now Defunct) NextCard Visa. I had problems with their site not always working. Started out OK then things started breaking on their site. Bad Links and the like. Now I am once again having problems with another card co. Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05806240380220511040noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3645118.post-827687492002-10-09T18:39:00.000-07:002002-10-09T18:39:40.163-07:00I have a Gforce4 Ti4200 on layaway now at Walmart :-) I CAN'T WAIT! heheeheehhehehh BUUUUYAAAAAA!Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05806240380220511040noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3645118.post-790964782002-07-17T22:39:00.000-07:002002-10-09T20:06:11.000-07:00 Dans-blog Monday, July 01, 2002: As the title would suggest ,the main purpose for my Blog is to provide a place for me to rant on about what interests me. :-). However I do try to provide some useful information Pertaining to the use and modification of the common P.C. And some tips, tricks , opinions , reviews & critiques of P.C. related Internet content, software, hardware , politics & Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05806240380220511040noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3645118.post-790962262002-07-17T22:31:00.000-07:002002-07-17T22:31:56.683-07:00Dans New Blog!Danhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05806240380220511040noreply@blogger.com